A PRESENT TO MYSELF AND MY PETS.

I will not make any more boring art.

I will not make any more boring art.

I will not make any more boring art.

I will not make any more boring art.

I will not make any more boring art.

I will not make any more boring art.

I will not make any more boring art.

I will not make any more boring art.

I will not make any more boring art.

I will not make any more boring art.

I will not make any more boring art.

I will not make any more boring art.

I will not make any more boring art.

I will not make any more boring art.

I will not make any more boring art.

I will not make any more boring art.

I will not break any more snoring hearts.

I will not bake any more deploring tarts.

I will not wake another adoring Bonaparte.

I will not take Hermann Goering's pastry cart,

or comment on his calorie chart. In fact,

I'll stay away from the grocery mart.

I'll hang with Rene Descartes and kick

start gettin' smart. Soon everyone will

take part and read pie charts, diagram

plant parts, eat crab cakes a la carte.

We'll set ourselves apart, take ourselves

off the marriage mart, forget the shopping

cart -not go to K-Mart. We'll fight a

war and win a purple heart. And, finally,

when we fall apart, we'll say, "Good

thing I didn't make any more boring art."